Funny Jokes - Redhead Offspring

Redhead Offspring

After their baby was born, the panicked father went
to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind
telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed.
"I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently.
"It's rust."

A Learned Man - George Bernard Shaw

A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
- George Bernard Shaw

Too Clever By Half - The Dems and Campaign 2006

Too Clever By Half - The Dems and Campaign 2006
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"Too Clever By Half" - this is a pungent Britishism, one of my favorites. It also summarizes why the Democrats appear to be in store for a major disappointment tomorrow.

Of course, they are clever. This clearly showed in the Delay scandal. Mr. Delay had a propensity to live on the edge in the pursuit of power politics, and his adversaries took advantage of it. A strategically timed indictment forced Delay to resign his leadership post and prevented the nomination of a successor on the Republican line. It also gave the Democrats a chance to play the ethics card.

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